House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

john no fun

john no fun is a annoying smelly man who likes to say no a lot, the saying no fun started in 2014 at a family dinner table as they smacked here knifes and forks on the table yelling WHERES MY DINNER to a bunch of women making dinner.

hey john can we go out

No
ok john no fun

by uknown9919394933&3& November 24, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Have Fun

<.7.9.7.6.>Have Fun

<.7.9.7.6.>Have Fun

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

fun thunder

when your side piece fucks so good the summer sunny day turns to hail rainy cray day

we just texting, talking smack, and boo, this weather is fun thunder, I gotta get indoors, “look at this , it’s ice in July… this shit is fun thunder”

by Allah Alan July 27, 2025

Wiki fun.

I didn't know how when can learn so much from each other. Even the deepest secrets from high "important" people, lol.

You know how I am.
You know how I feel.
You know we'll be together.
You know this, cause I know.

Minnie mouse
Not Otto
But then Lucky fill the jug
Gets the best Life
Only way he wants You.

4eva.

Wanna play Wiki fun.
Which version now?
I don't know make it up as we go along I guess.
Hahahaha capital idea!

by King Zero owner of da Universe October 10, 2023

Fun Sucker

Children...because they suck the fun out of your life

Can I bring my fun sucker to the party? No!

by ZRogers86 June 15, 2018

Captain Fun

This is the strongest being in the universe. God may pray to chazi but chazi prays to Captain Fun. Captain fun lays down justice and fun to all wrong doers.

God: chazi help us

Chazi: hold on let me ask captain fun

by MemesandTrees September 17, 2020