Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong

"you shlong for brains!!"

or

"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"

by Adam the Flatulent October 26, 2007

Brain Wash

A term to describe a medical process where a doctor has surgical access to a patient's brain via tube or through the skull, and unloads his semen into the brain cavity, effectively "washing" the patient's brain with sperm.

I did a Brain Wash to JAMIE!!!!! She fucking DIED!!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY

by Rionox February 27, 2023

Mud Brain

Occurs during to the seemingly FOREVER period of time between running out of ADD meds and becoming eligible to refill. In most cases, said person becomes unable to function in any sort of productive or sensible way. Withdrawal symptoms include but aren’t limited to; complete loss of ability to focus,

Nan: Oh my god, dude. I have total mud brain! Can't refill for 6 days!
Bert: I know, right?
Nan: I’m gonna go outside and drag my face on the concrete
Bert: Chewbacca does not live on Endor

by ChellChell September 9, 2010

pus-brain

A term of derision that began to develop in the 1950s. A person who is held in contempt by others for making poor decisions or for being generally ignorant.

"You pus-brain! You're supposed to throw water on the fire to put it out, not gas!

by Spyder Rocker March 12, 2016

Brain pause

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.

“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused”

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”

by Somewhatintelligent July 29, 2020

wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021

clorf brain

A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.

John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!

by BmattMusic June 26, 2015