Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.

Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".

by Larry V Hanbul August 11, 2023

Sunday Brain

The fuzzy logic that dominates your thought process on a Sunday, usually the result of a long Saturday night.

Rob: Yo Liam, why did you order chicken fried steak from the 5-point. Bad order man. What were you thinking?
Liam: I dunno. Sunday Brain I guess.

by Comeonfeelthe July 28, 2008

Bung Brain

A person who is brainwashed from watching TeleVision all day long; someone who doesnt want to do anything other than sit around and watch TV.

Watching Netflix all day is making you bung brain!

Stop being so bung brain, go out and do something productive for once!

by brainwashed247 July 03, 2013

clay-brained

When somebody is ignorant and their brain is full of mush and the person knows nothing

Your so “clay-brained” you don’t even know what 2+2 equals!

by Alyssa’s definitions January 29, 2018

gec on the brain

the state of being addicted to 100 gecs and their overall existence

"Why do you keep blasting 100 Gecs on repeat? Change the damn song already."
"Sorry man, I got a gec on the brain"

by cringealexmain October 19, 2020

Dick Brain

When a girl with big curves walks by and you start thinking with your dick instead of your head.

John: look at that ass
Tyler: John why do you always have a dick brains hen you look at girls

by Herpesnothimpes February 12, 2018

Custard Brain

A "Dead Shit" - cannot comprehend normal activities, conversations. Do not get stuck with a custard brain at a counter.

Just got served by a Custard Brain

by Grazer27 August 11, 2015