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Yeet Monkey

When you allow your animalistic tendencies to take over, regardless of advice you’ve been given by outside sources, and completely going against all better judgements.
“I can’t believe he still did it.”

“Bro, 10/10 did not recommend but he’s a yeet monkey, always going in full send!
by Rockseex3 September 4, 2022
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Winch Monkey

A winch monkey is the person that does the running around in off-road winch challenges, spooling out, securing the winch line, giving winch control instructions in the form of hand signals or over radio to the vehicle driver.
"I'm partnered with a good winch monkey for this competition"
by sfisk March 27, 2010
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[gizz monkey]

A young male flatmate who acts cooler than he is.
The gizz monkey had a lay-in today. He pretended he was tired from a heavy night even though he went to bed at 8.30.
by Spannii January 17, 2009
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monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth
"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"
by Barninja November 11, 2014
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ego-monkey

n. (proper)

name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.

in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.

the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:

1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.

2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.

3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.

4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.

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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
by anonymous survivor September 13, 2014
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boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis
I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey
by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017
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Monkey Man

by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020
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