Matt's Mom

The hottest, sexiest, bitch ever. biggest booty and titties. And Matt himself has a shitty computer

Matt's mom banged me hard

Matt's Mom by Rick e. fresh October 30, 2008

Facebook Mom 

A mother who doesn't do shit for her kids but will post on her kids Facebook wall like she's parent of the year.

She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet:

Kid Facebook: Ugh I'm so sick, when will I get better?

Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour.

Facebook Mom by th3g1rln3xtd00r April 27, 2011

i banged your mom 

It's a reply to an annoying person or the best way to get people to shut the fuck up

Mom: what did you do today?
Me: I banged your mom

A random guy: Do I know you?
Me: I banged your mom

i banged your mom by Fuck your mom assholle November 18, 2016

slut mom 

A slut mom is a married woman, at least 40, who gets off dressing sexy and being a slut for her son's friends, or daughter's boyfriends. She loves to wear as little as possible and let them see her tits and ass. Then as she gets drunk she will let them fuck her.

Kathy is a true slut mom. Whenever her son has friends over she always wears mini skirts with no panties, never wears a bra, and sometimes even wears a tiny thong bikini or see thru lingerie. At her sons graduation party she wore her shortest mini skirt that let the young men see her sexy ass and a cut off tee shirt that showed off her perky tits. As the day wore on she let them feel her up and flashed them every chance she got. She ended up letting all them use her married pussy in her bed room.

slut mom by btld October 11, 2007

I Am your mom 

A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".

A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.

I Am your mom by jampot August 20, 2006

your mom 

The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.

Person 1 - did you see her, she fine AF
Person 2 - yeah, she's probably just YOUR MOM

your mom by Bee_in_a_treehouse_ November 19, 2021

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom 

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005