Mangled mess

When two people have sex for hours and particularly the women. will be left in a state afterwards in which the women cannot walk, move or communicate with others because of her "rough night" the night before .

"guy left wooka in a mangled mess on the floor"

by strange fruitty June 13, 2019

a Messi-Ronaldo

A sex act in which the male donkey kicks the female in the teeth

Todd: I just gave Marth a Messi-Ronaldo
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?

by Messi8888888 April 15, 2019

Hawt Mess

A group of queer (LGBTQ) people.

Person 1: Wow, there is a lot of us here.
Person 2: Yeah, we're a hawt mess.

by :|3 May 24, 2021

Listening Messages

A recording of a spoken message, which many people usually choose over texting

"Let me listen to her Listening Messages"

by CrazyJorge May 11, 2023

Regan BBQ foot message

Started by Pussy Pratt and now Regan makes you burgers and gives u a foot message. The best part is, you don’t pay him; he pays you

I’m going to get a Regan BBQ foot message.

by Holy cross pocket running April 20, 2018

dez the mess

dez the mess
aka deez nuts

dez the mess:
hey dez
oh wait, deez nuts?

by urmominmybeduwu June 4, 2021

subliminal sex message

A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.

Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!

by Bad C dev May 13, 2022