master chief

Master Chief is the name of the rank that John is, his spartan number is 117. He is the playable character in both Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 2. Hes a badass character, hes so badass that he just has to walk on screen and you can feel the badassness radiating from his badass aura of badassness. He doesn't need to walk on screen and snap some necks or crack some skulls to look like a badass, he just walks on screen. Okay, enough of my undying love for the most badass video game character.

Master Chief is a badass.

by Vorhees July 19, 2006

Ski Mask Way

A very "hood" way to make to make a living, By robbing anything that makes money.

Curtis: How did u afford to have me mom?
Curtis's Mom: Ski mask way hun....now eat your broccoli

by THE DarkNight September 20, 2005

flaccid mash

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.

That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.

by Matt F....... April 11, 2008

It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Some cringe shit 9 year olds spam in comments

If you unironically spam "It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨"
You're not a masterpice✨YOU'RE A MISTAKE✨

by I eat poop 69 March 2, 2022

Mason Method

The act of performing any sort of work in a laboraory setting while not wearing pants.

There are two methods of doing things: the safe way and the Mason Method.

by Mars Rover4 October 20, 2004

we know mason

phrase used to get access to places that normal people usually dont have access too

The man got into the club by saying "we know mason" to the bouncer

by Tim May 7, 2005

masters of the universe

First shown in 1983, motu was immediately accepted as the greatest action cartoon EVAR. Featuring He-man and his crew taking on skeletor. Also spawned a watchable movie. Not even thundercats was better than this pumping power house of a cartoon

I HAVE THE POWER!


--He-man

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004