log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

Pog Log

A poop that makes you say "POGCHAMP". Poop must be at least 8 inches in length.

Dude I just took a massive pog log, check it out! I took a picture!

by Infernobot November 24, 2020

Log ride

When you and a girl are sitting on the same toilet, while having anal sex

Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.

by Log rider January 2, 2025

Log

Log in a more game-like sense is when a player leaves, or therefore, logs from the game.

Example 1: LOL! He just combat logged!
Example 2: What a loser.

by portapac September 17, 2023

Log Out

Taking a dump at work

Hey Man, i need to log out now.

by KImCobain September 25, 2017

Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022