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Love log

The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse
The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log
by Ralph loran October 18, 2021
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Log

to exit or leave an online game or server; to disconnect
“He got mad and logged right after the match ended.”
by sierahtonin October 22, 2025
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Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.
Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!
by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log
by Bump on a log July 25, 2022
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chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
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Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn
That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log
by Corny girl October 2, 2011
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