George Bush's Last Words

Dick, I thought you said rocks was food

I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA

Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

lasher

One who leaves

You lashed me you lashing mofo!

by leonie April 3, 2003

nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

by Eric January 13, 2005

shit lasagna

Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)

last night i was bored, so i decided to make a shit lasagna.

by David Remsen July 5, 2007

shit lasagna

Effect of piling several layers of shit on a bathtub or bucket, separated by pieces of newspaper.

This is a common practice for the people in the ghetto.

My friend got dizzy after smelling the shit lasagna his howdies had in the bathroom.

by William Ch August 14, 2006

Punched Lasagna

Fear of a ugly vagina

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.

by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014

Bitch lasagna

Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done
'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation
But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Ops)
Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fuckin' party with some
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna

T-series is a bitch lasagna

by Fuckmeharderyoufuckingnigger June 11, 2020