Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017

Parakeet Knuckle

A single rock of Crack cocaine, not large enough to be a “crack cookie”

Hey bud, I see a parakeet knuckle under the floor mat!

by Parakeet peat September 18, 2023

Skin knuckle

A tiny penis that is not erect but is verry tiny and holds it self up by its own tiny size

Tom: hey Joe why did your girl leave you?

Joe: well tom I'm pretty sure the last words she told me before she left with you to your place last Night was " hey tom eat a dick cause that's all your good for with your tiny little skin knuckle !

by Tacoliker March 28, 2018

Knuckle Dragger

A sub human that is very liberal with the use of offensive crocodile terminology (don’t mind the crocodile i have terets). This type of sub human derives from the mountains of the inner regions of vancouver island where they’re isn’t cellular connection past the year 1989. They just figured about the berlin wall falling. These people are very dirty and live in a squatters community on the side of a highway they often have the remains of their dead infants from the semi incident on the highway.

Knuckle Dragger 1#: Those gosh darn commies couldn’t last against those pesky americans
Knuckle Dragger 2#: What i didn’t know that i was just preparing the pig liver goulash for supper

by Michael Mirkly January 3, 2025

Sixth knuckle deep

Puting you arm past the elbow inside somebody

Im gonna fist you so hard I'm going sixth knuckle deep!

by Not_worth_it June 12, 2020

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023