July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.
Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!
A day where you can get drunk, watch the bands, go to a parade and watch the bonfires get lit fuck the pope and the ira!!
Ryan: Yo it’s the July 12
Josh: Aye let’s watch the bonfires get light yeooo
*2’oclock in the morning*
Ryan: Yo where the fuck are we
Josh: idk some random field lol