Internettually Challenged

Someone who lives in an area that gets shitty download speeds, frequent internet dropouts or otherwise crap internet access.

Chris is a little bit country... He wishes he could raid but his network keeps dropping out in the middle of tanking Hogger runs. He has the heart but well... He's just a little bit Internettually Challenged

by Lord_Shadow October 23, 2012

internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer

damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer

by PsychoZ February 8, 2017

Interneted

It could be in IRL but instead it should be ominous mysterious and have a digital representation.

Pay a few dollllars, have a good tiiime, maybe its free. NO. It was interneted.

by breakboy72 July 14, 2018

interneternity

A period of time spanning from the second something is posted online, until the complete and total annihilation of the entire universe. Maybe longer.

Did you really post that pic of your ass boil? You might as well embrace celibacy.

Nah, it’s just for interneternity. I may still get laid a few thousand lives from now.

by The Jackel 2003 June 28, 2019

superfluous internetting

To use the Internet for no real purpose other than personal entertainment

Person 1 : "Where's Dave?"
Person 2 : "He's been upstairs superfluous internetting for like 2 hours now - lets try and guess what stupid and pointless facts he's learnt"

by Tedsville May 2, 2010

Internet Locust

A term defining a group of people from the United States Marine websites who have traveled from forum to forum and caused havoc, create tension and hate and discontent through their repeated rule breaking.

"....those damn internet locust have been here, did you see Mil.com? they trashed it."

by TBone1812 May 2, 2008

Internet hound

A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.

"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"

"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."

by RJ-Pilot October 16, 2008