wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.

Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.

by annalivia November 14, 2015

light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.

-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know

by TikiMessedUp May 02, 2020

Bam Theory

When you think of something that in theory should work, but that is not practical.

Just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it'll come out of the hole. (It is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) Bam Theory. The difference between an engineer and a fabricator.

by bam theorist. February 23, 2012

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 02, 2025

Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.

Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.

by yougboxb April 16, 2024

Radical Fluid Identity Theory

... posits that many of the putative unchangeable characteristics, such as race or gender,will become irrefutably protean in the future given we reach the point where it's technologically possible to do things like switch genders or race more easily & or in a (more) irrefutable manner. Supposed unchangeable characteristics would become patently changeable & analogous to the clothes one chooses to wear or the colour of hair one chooses to have.

Jolyne: Methinks Radical Fluid Identity Theory is a good idea. It'll prolly get people in the mindset of wanting to try all the stuffs. All the genders, all the races, all the characteristics, all the life, do everything, shag everything, everybody love everybody bruh.

June: Yo dude it gets me hype. I cannot wait for the future.

Reaves: Yo I remember the future
Celyne: NEKTAR NOW!

by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 06, 2020