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free style shitter

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.
I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.
by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011
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free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.
by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009
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Free Speech Warrior

the equal and opposite side of the Social Justice Warrior coin. Where the SJW will use the guise of social justice and progressive politics to silence right wing opinions and promote division, the FSW will use the guise of "protecting free speech" to silence left wing opinons and promote division.
"Richard went to that right wing protest and started chanting about jews and faggots replacing him, he must be one of those Free Speech Warriors."

"That Free Speech Warrior publicly called for journalists to be shot, but after that happened he said it was just a joke and he was exercising his rights!"
by The Gayest Retard June 29, 2018
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free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.
free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.
by chefanthony April 19, 2021
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free trial citizen

A booty call that extends into other dating activities usually reserved for monogamous couples, such as home cooking and regular oral sex, while maintaining the casual and open nature of a booty call relationship. The 'free trial' is sampling intimacy without actually commiting to it.
I realized after he spent Saturday night spoon-feeding me tiramisu and giving me copious oral pleasure, and then didn't call me for two weeks, that he was a free trial citizen.
by katajamasaki November 3, 2004
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sucker free zone

to be without haters, area without suckers
Positive and progressive people mentally live in sucker free zones.
by evun.com February 5, 2014
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set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015
mugGet the set the tadpoles freemug.

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