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Fat Topic

Hot Topic for fat Emo/Alernative chicks also known as "Torrid"
Ever since Fatima went went emo, she shops at Fat Topic.
by Liz Bliz March 23, 2009
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fat macking

also know as plumping. this term is a little more descriptive though. the term is derived from the idea of macking on fat chicks, a.k.a. plumpers. it is also a great american pasttime, much like baseball.
"Hey man, wanna go plumping tonight?"
"What do you mean by plumping?"
"Fat macking man!"
"Oh!!! Of course I wanna go, that's my favorite pasttime."
by The_Milk January 5, 2009
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fat lass

A fat obesse woman that she feels that she is hot or fucking attractive.
Damn mate, I can't stand Tess holiday , she's a fucking fat lass.
by lazypast33 May 19, 2016
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Crypto-fat

Someone who either:
1. Is overweight, has a thin/ attractive face, but does a good job at hiding the fact that they are overweight (dark clothes, stripes, dresses).
2. Is of a relatively normal weight but is in the process of gaining weight.
3. Is of a relatively normal weight but has the genetic potential to gain weight (mother or father is overweight/obese).
Don't hook up with her, she's totally a Crypto-fat. She looks great in the dark but she hides her wide load well.
by Art Heej February 19, 2011
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duck fat

A less auspicious way of saying 'fuck dat'
Homey 1: "Would you like to give me a dollar?"

Homey 2: "Duck fat! I needs me my dollars fo' da strip club. I love me allz the flavaz!"
by Stephon Fuerzas November 30, 2006
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Fat Fuck

(N.) An obese individual who weighs over 100 pounds their Target Ideal weight.
Bonecrusher and Kirstie Alley are some fat fucks.
by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004
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Fat Hennessey

1. A fat bastard
2. A fat deceitful bastard
3. A fat deceitful jealous bastard
4. A fat deceitful jealous lying bastard
5. A fat deceitful jealous lying fat bastard.
1. "Fucking hell. That pie was meant to feed the 9 of us. Now us eight will starve, you fucking Fat Hennessey."
2. "That's right. You've known some of us for 13 years but we're immature just cz we spit in your tea, you fucking Fat Hennessey?"
3. "Oh are you going to go in a paddy cause I am thin, you fucking Fat Hennessey?
4. "Oh you got sucked off in the back of your Mercedes when your dad was driving, Hennessey?"
5. I can't believe you've just ate my birthday cake after knowing me for 13 years, cause apparently we're immature and just cause we're thin and because we don't believe you got sucked off in the back of your Mercedes when your dad was driving, you fucking Fat Hennessey.
by Andy Procter March 22, 2008
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