Fart Fetus 

The gurglings and rumblings in your lower intestine that soon form into a healthy fart birthed from your anus.

As soon as Steve felt a kick, he tried to get out of the elevator, but he gave birth to his fart fetus before he could escape.

Fart Fetus by BlueAvenger1 April 28, 2013

fart mute 

The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.

I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.

fart mute by heywoodgblowme September 12, 2013

fart shorts 

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.

Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?

fart shorts by handle&&7 April 21, 2014

fart fanugan 

Somebody who farts on an hourly basis and is proud of their terrible smell.

My boyfriend is such a fart fanugan! He's marinating in his smell.

fart fanugan by FartFanugan1 April 27, 2014

fart amnesty

A zone where farting is permitted without comment or criticism. Usually decided with the significant other, and often the fart amnesty zone is the bed.

- Yesterday, Katy and I decided that the bed was a fart amnesty zone. Boy I thought I would be the one abusing it ...

fart amnesty by JeanTheBean April 25, 2014

fart paranoia 

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

fart paranoia by Weregoat July 1, 2014

Fart Amnesia

The act in which someone farts and then proceeds to forget they farted.

"Dude what is the terrible smell, did you fart?"
"Nah dude that wasn't me, you must have fart amnesia."

Fart Amnesia by AK Minder June 6, 2015