Emily Parolin

To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.

All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.

{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}

Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*

by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017

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Emily coulson

She’s my cute girlfriend

Emily coulson is my cute girlfriend

by Tommy194738 August 3, 2021

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Emily Brading

Semi-Amateur-Professional(ish) Footballer renowned for her expertise at shopping at Primark.

Did you see Emily Brading playing football at the youth social thingy wearing a Primark X Greggs teeshirt and sliders?

by KT-Urban October 2, 2022

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tom and emily

been snapchatting so long that they may as well have started in the womb. LOTS OF POTENTIAL to be SOMETHING. But, they do be in different states of big ole Straya . Snap streak so high Einstein had a seizure. lmao. They be real cute when they want too.

person 1 : Emily's phone is going off.
Person 2 : definitely tom
Person 3 : tom and Emily at it again.

by we stan October 30, 2020

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emily osborne

A captivating goddess that will mesmerize you. Captivating, extraordinary, and of rare form. If you are given the opportunity to be blessed with her time, utilize it wisely, for if she is uneasy to obtain. Like a mystic fucking beast. That's right..

Emily Osborne is so fucking fabulous she pees glitter, shits cupcakes, and farts rainbows!! She is so badass.

by RainbowBlues May 1, 2020

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