Dump a Couch

Take a huge crap.

Dude I need to stop by the Burger King and dump a couch. Big time!

by Griff the man March 16, 2009

Modern dumping

Similar to modern dating, modern dumping is the breaking up with a partner by solely changing your relationship status to "single" on your social networking site.

A: My girlfriend broke up with me last night.
B: Wow, that's harsh. What happened?
A: It was by modern dumping. I had no idea until I checked my facebook that night.

by amyvr August 17, 2009

derp dump

Dumping someone and then that person becoming really hot. So dumping that guy or girl now makes you look really stupid.

I just had a derp dump with this chick

by the bro July 21, 2014

Doodle Dump

Taking a dump while playing doodle jump. In order to leave the bathroom you must exceed a pre set point limit on the game. This activity is absolutely crucial during long bouts of waiting for something exciting eg pre-concert, movie previews, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, where did regis go?
Dude 2: He's gonna be awhile, hes locked in a doodle dump session.
Dude 1: Ahh I see...

by Ciaphas November 19, 2011

Double Dumping

When you take a dump in a public restroom only to find out your stall is out of toilet paper and have to switch stalls to one that does

Check the stalls for TP to prevent Double Dumping

by TXHeat August 26, 2013

Dumping Dick

When you have a cheap/free whore who loves getting thunderfucked and let's you Dump Dick all in her guts.

And there I was, balls deep in my sister's ass, just dumping dick all up in her stomach.

by K. Kutter March 19, 2020

drunk-dump

Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.

I drunk-dumped Sarah last night, and she is pissed.

by MostlyGood July 3, 2010