Dildare

A Dildare is the act of using something for sexual penetration that was not built for such an act.

The shampoo bottle was very sleek and suggestive, I was very horny and used it to get off, it was quite the DILDARE!

by Levy Gravy September 10, 2011

dildification

The process of becoming/being a dildo, in the behavioral sense.

Wow, Kevin has really undergone some serious dildification lately - he is truly a dildo. I wonder who kicked sand in his vagina?

by NickCarraway16 October 22, 2012

Dildron

A Robotic dildo that may or may not rape you till the room stinks. just don't buy the dildron with legs and you most likely wont have that problem.
Place of origen: Japan.

I woke up to the stink of one thousand rottin scrotes... it was then i knew my Dildron had its way.

by gingem-gytis June 10, 2013

Dildew

A mtn dew bottle in the shape of a dildo

gimme dat dildew

by dildew42069 April 19, 2017

Dildew

A mtn dew bottle in the shape of a dildo

gimme dat dildew

by dildew42069 April 19, 2017

dilddy

a character made on the game 'dream daddy" by dan howell and phil lester.

bro 1: have you seen dan and phil's new dream daddy?
bro 2: yeah, dilddy is so relatable.

by sugarplumdjh August 21, 2017

dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018