cum speedrun

A cum speedrun is a speedrun where the speedrunner has to cum on every free porn website there is in the internet (xhamster, pornhub, xvideos, and so go on). This mean that after every cum you have to go on other website and keep going cum without any rest until you finish going into all porn websites.

Guy 1: Barry just said he did a cum speedrun.
Guy 2: he's Dry Balls Barry now.

by dumbballs69 November 23, 2021

boogers and cum

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum

by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021

cum freak

1.A woman or man that enjoys the art of Cumming.
2.A person that will do anything to CUM.
3.A person that enjoys the art of making others CUM.

She would do any thing that I said if I let her CUM!

I am a CUM freak.

by Dreamaster50 May 18, 2006

cum dumb

The stuper a woman is in shortly after an orgasm rendering her useless.

She tried to answer the phone after I sastified her but she was so cum dumb she couldn't form a sentance.

by z28 owner21 April 3, 2011

cum targets

A womans large breasts - breasts that you would love to shoot your load on after sexual activity

That Tania is so hot - she looks like she's got some great cum targets under that T-shirt!

by Breast-a-choo January 24, 2008

Cum Depot

Cum•Depot (n.) The place to keep all semen. The premier stockpile of yard gravy.

She is the Cum Depot!

by Foetusgrubber December 31, 2014

cum hatch

1. An opening, usually oval, on a chick through which ejaculate can pass and sperm can be loaded or unloaded.

2. An opening that serves as a doorway for cum.

3. The mouth of a chick.

4. Slang. The throat as used for drinking cum.

1. His usual utterance while cumming was “Down the cum hatch!"

2. "Shut your cum hatch!"

3. (In an Italian accent) Shut up ah yo' cum hatch!

by Mike00987643 April 1, 2008