saber-toothed crotch jockey 

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

saber-toothed crotch jockey by carpiethe April 25, 2010

Godzilla's Crotch 

The act in which Carebear Kincaid bones his fellow Carebear LOVER, Chris

Oh Michael, show me that Godzilla's Crotch!

Godzilla's Crotch by MichelleBetch June 28, 2010

chotch in the crotch 

When someone is being a total "pain in the ass" and won't leave you alone.

Fuck off! You're being a total chotch in the crotch.

chotch in the crotch by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017

pussy crotch

The lips of the pussy. Usually used to refer to underwear being stuck up in the "pussy crotch". Basically a front-side female wedgie.

God, my panties are so far up my pussy crotch!

pussy crotch by jackwagon283 October 18, 2010

Catholic Crotch Grab 

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.

It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.

Catholic Crotch Grab by Observer with Experience February 19, 2011

rasta crotch 

An unfortunate occurence that afflicts both men and women. Due to poor hygiene and grooming habits, ones pubic hairs will actually become, matted, knotted, and tangled - forming dreadlocks.

Guy 1: You still dating whats her name?
Guy 2: No man, I got her pants off and she had rasta crotch.
Guy 1: That stinks.
Guy 2: You're not joking about that.

rasta crotch by My Other ride is your mom April 23, 2006

fire crotch

a redhead

My friend is a fire crotch.

fire crotch by Blake November 13, 2002