ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

creaming your dill

-give a hand-job
-jerk off

We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.

by Rui May 26, 2005

Ice Cream Sunday

When teenage girls spend their Sunday afternoon eating a tub of ice cream and watch movies or go on the internet.

"Jessica had a Ice Cream Sunday last weekend, she said she was picking up trash in the woods, but, I'm not an idiot."

by Lonely Larry March 28, 2015

shit cream cone

It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit.

"What's the 'shit cream cone' you have on the menu," the man asked the clerk. "It's like an ice cream cone... but with shit," replied the clerk.

by Comic Sansler March 4, 2016

Fortnite Anal Cream

When you play to much fortnite and become gay so you fist yourself till you shit white goo "not cum". Then you slurp it up with a penis straw and inject homeless sperm into your dick hole.

Luis has Fortnite Anal Cream

by Poop man stinky butt November 22, 2020

A Weeb's Cream Dream

A Weeb Cream Dream is a creamy dream with a weeb and his waifu. A super epic gamer who loves Japan has a wet dream involving a thicc as hell waifu from the great place he knows and love, NIPPON. It is sacred. It is unknown. To live is to die, I might be high :).

In the night, someone calls, "hoo". It's a thicc anime character whose part Owl. Y'all do it. *nuzzles* OwO. *Weeb wakes up in a sweat* "Wow, I totally just had A Weeb's Cream Dream with Tony Hawk and Peach the Princess in it. How rad is that? "

by BlitzuCranku June 6, 2020

sour cream taco

This occurs when you perform oral sex on a woman after she has recently had intercourse with another man.

“I had no idea my wife was cheating. I had been eating a sour cream taco.”

by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018