Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.

John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.

by Pilsenbro13 January 8, 2018

the downfall is coming

A corny phrase someone use when they're about to crash out, an event which will lead to their ultimate demise.

Me: Damn, she just turned down your creepy advances.

Moron: I saw. The downfall is coming.

*Moron gets deleted*

by Ivan Jakinov June 26, 2025

come over to watch LOTR

It is casual invite for sex. If a girl says "sure I'll come over and watch LOTR trilogy with you" she's into you and wants to have sex!

Girl 1:"he called me over to watch LOTR....I mean he knows right!?"

Girl 2:"Girl, I tell you! We all know saying yes to "come over to watch LOTR" means you wanna smash, but nerds are stupid oblivious....YOU have to make a move on HIM..."

by urbumwarrior69420 June 22, 2025

The fog is coming.

October 14 2027.

Person 1: hey dude hows it goin
Person 2: The fog is coming.
Person 1: what..?

by eridanlover44 November 30, 2023

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah

Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car

by Death Menace July 23, 2023

Don’t come close

Don’t come close means if you come close you will get your ass beat.

Tell Aiyesha don’t come close before I beat her ass

by dareal1lulu November 14, 2020