canadians

we live within 200 miles of the usa / canadaian boarder because it's to damn cold to live anywhere else.... not because we need your I.V. bag...

california vs Yukon... hmmmm

by bob December 4, 2003

Canadian Breakfast

A Canadian Breakfast is when a subject performs a handstand, and a full beer bottle is placed in the anus of the individual until the beer is fully consumed. The only stipulation is that the beer must be made in Canada (preferably Labatt Blue).

- "Ouch! My butt hurts!"
- "It should. You had a Canadian Breakfast last night.

by JConCrew February 22, 2011

canadian tuxedo

A sexual act where the male makes an incision in the female's breasts to draw blood, then proceeds to ejaculate on her chest.

"Man I cut my girlfriend pretty deep before I jizzed on her tits when I gave her a Canadian Tuxedo."

by Marc Smith December 24, 2007

Canadian Pride

The having of all or most STD's at once.

Man, that Fuck Skull'll get you some Canadian Pride if you aint careful son!

by Ameran1 October 15, 2010

Canadian Bed and Breakfast

A bed and breakfast in which gay men stay at to freely participate in homosexual activities.

Stephano is planning to spend his spring break at a Canadian bed and breakfast with his boyfriend.

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

canadian stoplight

when you get out of your car, run around it and get back in.

Hey lets make this a canadian stoplight, dont drive away until i get back in the car.

by dick knuckle January 1, 2010

canadian sockpuppet

The act of sticking ones hand up a women's anus so far you can control her body movements

I gave her a Canadian Sockpuppet last night, she is still shaking

by B0RNK1N9 November 3, 2017