Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.

Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams by Dr. TS October 11, 2016

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

I can't seewee 

When an insect flies into the mouth of a black reporter while he tries to talk to the camera, he's gonna fear dying in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town and wants to get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. He also can't seewee.

Shit. I'm dyin in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town. Shit flyin in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see palla. Let's get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. I can't seewee.

I can't seewee by bumarse November 4, 2009

I can't even

Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.

I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..

I can't even by Tumblahblogger November 21, 2012

kick the can 

Figurative complaint about someone's unwillingness to confront a problem of the day, by instead letting someone else handle it later. By that time the problem will be worse.

They can't balance the budget; they just kick the can down the road.

kick the can by fche May 29, 2013

I Can't Kill Myself 

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

I Can't Kill Myself by Grumpy Ned January 4, 2020

i can hear it calling 

a sign that wayv's lovetalk is beginning to play and you need to prepare yourself for the hoe anthem of the decade

"i can hear it calling"
"lovin the way you wanna talk"
"touch me tease me fill me up"
"collin"

i can hear it calling by boredmf November 19, 2020