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crustytip 

when you jack off and leave your jizz on the tip of your dick and let it become crusty.
Im going to get a crustytip tonight!
crustytip by Ya boi Sockhead April 11, 2015

crustybutt 

What you experience when, while taking a poop on the toilet and decide to waste some time on your smartphone, you suddenly realize you've been done pooping for quite some time and have just been sitting there.
That article was so good I got crustybutt.
crustybutt by Esso Edren October 8, 2018

Turd Crustys 

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
Turd Crustys by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011

crustamanium

a place surronded by a bunch of unattractive, old, dirty people.
dude i went downtown when the shoes were by two get 1 pair free and it was this years crustamanium
crustamanium by natalie July 15, 2003

crustnugget 

Someone who emobodies crustiness
Eww Jeff is such a crustnugget. He never washes his hair.
crustnugget by solarwind January 3, 2016

crustatious pussy 

The action of having a crusty pussy
Eww that pussy stank last night that girl in the club had a Crustatious pussy like wooooooo nigga that shut stanky