the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

chuck pants

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.

Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.

by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016

Chuck

Chuck is such a cool guy, super attractive and all the ladies want him obviously. He has a sort of innocent yet captivating charm to him and that smile is to die for.

Wow, look at that guy..he must be a Chuck, did you see all of those girls swoon?

by HandyComrade January 30, 2020

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their muck for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made me so erect he finds any warm pocket necessary to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025