Neil's Law

Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.

"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."

by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013

charlenes law

The law of nature that states it's easy to find a guy to fuck YOU

But exponentially harder to find one willing to keep and support you

He likes having SEX and you pay for the room ?? Wow that's a shocker He lives by charlenes law

by Wyldstallyn May 21, 2017

Medill's Law

Never let a sickness or ailment get in the way of seeing a bird.

Person 1: Hey bro I'm feeling sick as a dog, don't know if I can go see this chick tonight.
Person 2: Medill's Law bro

by SweetDaddyD April 13, 2019

Holdfast's Law

Whenever I suggest a game. I am correct.

Damn Hell let loose is great! That's holdfast's law in action!

by HLL? December 30, 2020

Tesha's Law

Tesha's Law, or the Theory of Oscillation, states that all things conform to a pattern of rising and falling.

The crypto market seems to follow Tesha's Law.

by Lagulouscious August 31, 2021

Hate law

I law that is passed and enforced against a group of people by a society because of its hatred of them. For example Jim crow laws ( laws against black people in the south) and the laws against gays were hate laws.

Its nothing but a hate law.

by leonardo draculay April 6, 2019

Owen’s Law

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems

Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.

by LordFerpez March 9, 2021