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Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance
Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.
by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021
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The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.
Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
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The post-breakfast club

That sad half table at lunch with Bella, Meghan, Jacob, and Lili
Yo! You see those people over there, that’s The Post-breakfast Club.......I know, tragic.
by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018
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skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours
My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.
by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014
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Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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Ibor City Breakfast

After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.
Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!
by Cuss Longshot June 19, 2019
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