Breakfast

The first meal of the day, commonly had in the morning.

A: “Had breakfast at 2pm today”

B: “that is unconventionally late, but if it was the first meal that you had that day it is technically breakfast I guess”

by Official real definitions May 21, 2019

English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!

by Nick Off April 22, 2021

Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself

Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day

by bnhbao April 28, 2025

skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

The post-breakfast club

That sad half table at lunch with Bella, Meghan, Jacob, and Lili

Yo! You see those people over there, that’s The Post-breakfast Club.......I know, tragic.

by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021