Bone Loss

The instance of a guy losing his boner due to whatever circumstance (usu. under sexually disappointing conditions).

Derrick: "So, my chick friend introduced me to Martha, the school hottie. She's got huge tits, beautiful legs, and wonderful locks of hair."

Dan: "You think you have a chance at tappin' that?"

Derrick: "Well, turns out Martha is a tranny. Just remembering she has a penis results in my immediate bone loss."

by Jacktup24/7 February 20, 2012

drone boning

A type of porn that has two people being seen having sex from a birds eye view.

Dude 1: Dude did you see that new type of porn?

Dude 2: No what's it called?

Dude 1: Drone Boning.

Dude 2: Oh.......

by Dinosaurs Go Rawr!!!!!!!!! October 6, 2016

bone babe

the girls in marching band that everyone likes. Only the smartest, funniest, most attractive girls get the honor of being a bone babe (and it helps if they play trombone).

Bone babes ALWAYS go down

Bone babes make the best cookies

mmmmmm! how bout that batch of bone babes we got this year? NOICE!

by averagejoe724 March 23, 2011

bone digs

erect penis. usually in innapropriate situations.

" Hey now! Got a bone digs!"

by g bugs October 2, 2007

Bone Marrow

What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".

Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)

Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)

Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)

*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*

Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

Bone Tomahawking

A disgusting and very fucked up act of violence as seen in the motion picture Bone Tomahawk in which a man is scalped by troglodytes, then fed his scalp, then cut completely down the middle of his body, gooch first with a Tomahawk. Or could mean something too fucked for words.

"DUDE!!!! The fucking maniacs Bone Tomahawking him, I won't sleep for fucking years." or " Dude, don't go there that's Bone Tomahawk."

by Big Daddy Jones July 12, 2016

have a bone

to be infatuated with a girl

Man I have a bone for this girl, I want to hook up with her.

by CSALSO December 29, 2007