Rusty Bead

The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"

Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.

by RTB1 December 28, 2011

Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)

Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!

by HYEP January 2, 2012

Sick beard

Facial hair that grows when you are sick with the flu or some other malady that prevents you from shaving

I couldn't shave because of this cold so I've grown a sick beard

by TheMan1573 June 1, 2014

Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016

nice beads

A phrase to roast someone (normally said to someone who is wearing puka shells or a beaded necklace) who is annoying.
OR
A phrase that can be said in replacement of words like ‘cool’ or ‘awesome’ in response to someone/something.

Garrett has nice beads

Giorgio had nice beads, but then he hooked up with C.G #yikes

Marcus will never have nice beads because he’s a fucking yogurt eater #nastyfuck

by swagshmoneyyolo69 January 6, 2019

Wizards beard

When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.

Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.

Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!

by HG2016 September 27, 2019

itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

by moist101 January 21, 2011