piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019

Flappy Birds

An old mans saggy balls

James has flappy birds

by DinoTrainSquad April 25, 2015

Bird pon

Placing a small bird such as a sparrow into the vagina to dam up menstrual flow in lieu of a tampon.

Honey Boo Boo, gimme that dead sparrow off the porch. Mama's staining the carpet in the hallway again. It's time to make her a bird pon

by DrSpuD January 14, 2018

Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

Smashing The Bird

Any form of constant use of twitter.

Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?

Robert: Course it's the schnaz.

by NDUB03 February 24, 2011

Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023

Shaded Bird

when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird

"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"

by alesf May 9, 2023