Banana split

When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

funny banana

a penis or phallic object, typically used in a Roblox setting

wanna ride my funny banana

by A Strange Mann August 21, 2018

Banana Male

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities and act like monkeys.

Man1: Hey man do you play basketball?
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male

by doooooooder June 4, 2018

Banana Snatch

A term that is commonly used in Zoo's to describe a primate grabbing a banana out of a tree.

The gorilla is about to banana snatch.

by Dr Alexander May 15, 2018

Mouldy Banana

When you accidentally shit yourself whilst wearing a yellow suit.

Oh Dave, now you look like a proper mouldy banana.

by UDicks March 21, 2019

Pink Banana

Period sex.

Man so me and my girl were banging last night while she was on her period. She gave me the old pink banana.

by Bentiteo May 4, 2019

Stupid banana

This word is exclusively used by ayat to describe her dumbass friend, sam.

" sam you forgot your wallet you stupid banana "

" he forgot the car in reverse, he's a stupid banana "

by 191998 June 7, 2019