octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

loose pipes

Prone to infidelity and/or promiscuous behavior

That bitch has loose pipes, she'll do anything for a nickel.

by factsrtrue March 24, 2016

Pipe bomb

"to pipe bomb" is an Irish man's favourite activity

"If you continue with this bullshit, I'll pipe bomb you"
"Try me bitch"

by Mustard Boy November 6, 2020

Truck dick pipes

When the exhaust pipes of big truck penetrates a nigger asshole

Yo that bitch has truck dick pipes

So hot

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

by Damian Elrod February 10, 2025

Semi Pipe

When you only use the head or tip of the penis to fuck a girl.

I won’t be doing too much tonight I’ll just give her semi pipe.

by Freegrape12 May 12, 2022

steel drain pipe

a steel drain pipe is a common form of torture the mafia uses which is when someone grabs a steel drain pipe and aggressively caves your skull in

Mafia Boss:hey Tony wheres the $50,000 you owe me

Tony:i....i do....dont have it yet

Mafia Boss:give him the steel drain pipe Marco
Marco:sure thing boss
Tony:no....no.. please i have a family

by mr georgy the handgun September 26, 2023