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Noodle Joose

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.
by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021
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Noodle in the boodle

The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.

Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.
by Noodleart April 28, 2022
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noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles
“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man
by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018
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Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.
"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."
by Dylan:) January 22, 2019
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Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.
" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?
by Wood drip August 21, 2023
mugGet the Push Noodlemug.

noodle

by annonnnnn June 9, 2017
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Noodled

Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.
Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"
by OG Druggie March 4, 2017
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