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cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.
Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.
by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015
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nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.
Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.
by MisterGainer May 13, 2014
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Nerd (Badorkbee)

Oh my god... Nerd (Badorkbee) is here he's so lovely and cute I would fuck his booty
by Tostado_ August 23, 2022
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Name Nerd

Someone who is really into names and naming trends over time. Commonly seen browsing the subreddit r/namenerds
I'm such a name nerd. I can help you name your baby!
by LizardInACan October 21, 2021
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functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.
Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.
by jst_money March 6, 2017
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Raunchy Nerd

a raunchy guy who is a nerd... basically this guy is a nerd but a big time raunchy....
a guy who is a surgeon doing stem cell research n at the same time goes to strip clubs n hires hooker is a raunchy nerd...

a guy who want to watch the 'decisions that shook the world dvd' and read macbeth play on thanks givng break n plans of a raunchy date with an ethnic woman is a big time raunchy nerd...
by zimboflyer November 28, 2009
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Nerd Meister

a person who is so smart and so nerdy they actually tutor another smart nerdy person
"Wow that guy is such a Nerd Meister, hes tutoring that girl, shes already a genius"
by shmilton November 30, 2009
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