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LOBSTER MAN

Lobster man is ? years old, born on the 20th of june. Streetys star sign is a gemini. His wardrobe consists of multiple coloured basic sweatshirts and the worst shoes you have ever seen. He is never seen without his watch. Back in 2009, lobster man was a great orange bodybuilder! He attended Mater Dei College for highschool and Edith Cowan University. Whilst in college he worked at bunnings and enjoyed ‘getting them gains’ in his spare time. He has a strong hatred for english and old saggy people,he failed year 12 english!

On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!

Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.

he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
mr street " you're not dodgy" - LOBSTER MAN
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Bush man

A man that brings kids Into his basement
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A Man

Appearance:
Men have muscular physics -- with a dong. They got short hair. They never wear dress's because that's not for men. Adam was the first Man,

Personalty & Behaviour:
A day in the life of a Man: He drives his racecar to the office, and then he gets out!! Next step is work. Work, work, work.After work they have The Big Game to look forward to at dusk. The night would be perfect, but it's too bad the lawnmower needs fixing! The Man goes straight to his hamer. There! Fixed! After Wife puts down the kid's, its time for sex. The gentleman prefers oral, but if he doesn't get it every night, he's dfw. He does thrusts, and then there's the sperm! Then it's time for work again!!!!!!!! By the way, he speaks in a deep voice.

Hobbies of Men: Discus, power, Marlboro, target practice, and The Good Life.

Men in the Media: Method Man, Red Man, others

Review

Men are actually pretty great guys, they have some personality issues but who doesn't these days? Men is the complete package, tall, dark, and handsome,

SCORE
13/17
a Man is cool
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Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.
Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.
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Man Chat

When men sit down and discuss feelings, and fighting.
E.g. "Hey i just punched this guy the other day... It felt awesome. it's nice having a man chat."
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Cini Mini Man

A cini mini is a type of cereal, very popular, but some people just find them hot as hell like god damn.
"Oh man, Cini Mini Man is so hot"
"Nathan, what the fuck"
by nathan_rin November 29, 2021
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stinky stinky fart man roleplay

The act of going to caustic laboratory as caustic in apex legends
Yo we are about to stinky stinky fart man roleplay so hard right now
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