Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 02, 2021

baby yoda man

A very sexy and intellectual man who is loved by everyone.

Baby yoda man is a very sexy man.

by HarvNotFound February 21, 2022

Man muff

A trans man vagina

Damn dude, your man muff is tight!

by The Quackers September 26, 2023

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

man pregnancy

when and man gives birth to a baby boy

hank is pregnant

wait but his a boy
precisely man pregnancy

by yeetclan July 26, 2021

He-Bitch Man Slap

Weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. Usually delivered by someone who isn't quite manly enough to throw a punch. Wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. The last resort of drama queens.

You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.

by Taylz March 06, 2014

you my man

Philly slang for 'you feel me'

My momma ain't get me no Christmas presents because of my bad behaviour, you my man, i was pissed af

by Subithesleeper April 28, 2024