Man-Nado

When a large group of men come through and destroy a buffet in one fatal swoop.

Man look out a Man-Nado we need more food on the buffet!!!!

by Boo Radley1 August 2, 2011

spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

perfect man

Manuel Alejandro Arreaga Caceres

Manuel is the most perfect man to exist in eternity

by lovewithpeace November 7, 2021

The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023

My man

a patronizing form of address to a man.

"come off it, my man, who d'you think you're talking to?"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

arteries man

a man who can, and will, close your arteries and will have his arteries closed

Non Cool Man: "Hey, who's Arteries Man?"
Cool Man: "He's gonna close your arteries."
Non Cool Man: "Wha--" *Dies from arteries being closed*

by MyArteriesAreClosing April 19, 2021

Dee Man

An alter ego used for men with the name “Andy”. A Dee man is a classified reprobate who is likely to cause offence or carnage wherever he goes. A Dee man will likely appear from a mere muggles body, but only when either too much alcohol or Peruvian snow has been consumed. The said innocent human affected may not even know their inner Dee man has came out only until the morning after, however, the curse of the Dee man allows for categorically 0 remorse or regret to be felt. You can tell when a Dee-man has entered the room by his enormous stature, he will claim to be 6ft5 when in reality scrapes 5ft10. This will be accompanied by an accent that get ever increasingly hard to understand the more his inner Dee man grows. The only saving grace the menace to society brings is that he is equipped with an absolute monster of a cock, however unfortunate he never gets to use it.

“You see the way he’s smashing those lines and beers? He’s gonna turn into the Dee man soon”

by The Irish G.O.A.T November 23, 2021