"I can't believe the teacher got mad and sent me to the office because I stood up in class. Unreasonable crash out"
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by Mandem M October 3, 2023
Get the Check out mandems MPG mug.During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.
by Yayceee December 21, 2019
Get the inside out pigs in a blanket mug.Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages
Ricky: Hi Sally
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Sally: Hey Ricky
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by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020
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by spoiledthick January 29, 2024
Get the Shreked Out mug.Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.
Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the tow-in and tow-out mug.A term used to define the undesirable appearance of a person's clothing or outfit.
Sagging out can be at it's most noticeable form when items of clothing can be seen as drooping, in combination with slumped posture, flat hair, loose pant legs (otherwise known as bootcut), and more generally, an unfitted article of clothing.
Sagging out can be at it's most noticeable form when items of clothing can be seen as drooping, in combination with slumped posture, flat hair, loose pant legs (otherwise known as bootcut), and more generally, an unfitted article of clothing.
by Tbone Steak May 4, 2024
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