A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023
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by This is False December 30, 2018
Get the A Man With No Hairline mug.The shape of his head causes him constant mental anguish. Is constantly reminded that he should feel bad about his disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it. He also hates Puerto Ricans.
Hello Mr. Man. We were just wondering if you needed some cheering up today.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 19, 2024
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Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?
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