The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

arising at club or similar scene
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
by D.Praved February 4, 2010

All those years ago is a song sang by George Harrison (a member of The Beatles). It is a song hard to understand because of it's strong British Accent.
All those years ago was made for John Lennon after the year of his death, as you read the lyrics, you can tell it's for John Lennon.
All those years ago was made for John Lennon after the year of his death, as you read the lyrics, you can tell it's for John Lennon.
by chelxi May 29, 2021

by bobb sagg0t May 19, 2016

Dude1: what will you have in 500 years
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
Dude 2:I will have ca-candice.
Dude 1: who’s Candice?
Dude 2: Candice dick fit in your mouth
Dude 1: violently punches dude 2
by The cool guy 96 backwards June 8, 2021

by Safri_real July 10, 2022

This is for females:
When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.
WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
by DiamondGirl4567 April 16, 2009
