beaver damning

Verb; The days when your morning poops haven't been released yet and the logs build up throughout the day.

Joe drank his coffee in hopes to prevent beaver damning.

I wad beaver damning so hard the toilet had logs.

by Eksnep April 15, 2017

Beaver Burp

Slang for vaginal flatulence. See Queef

I was about to go down on her when she let out a loud beaver burp.

by BeaverBurp March 7, 2019

An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

1- a distraction
2- the feeling you get when you really need to take a shit

1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Beaver hunting

Slang for vagina hunting.

Searching for vagina/ pussy.

My cousin and I went beaver hunting because we were horny.

by DarkMitress77 July 21, 2022

Freed the beaver.

Shaving the p...

Things were out of control down there so I freed the beaver.

by Babers 1009 January 23, 2021

Hangry Beaver

What you call your hairy vagina when you haven’t had intercourse in a while.

F*ck me, I hope you don’t mind my hangry beaver.

by Outlawbeautybar March 10, 2024