hyper bed

Hyper bed is a thing where you bring your bf/gf and you get naked and he shoves his cock inside your booty
Man my bae took me to that hyper bed of you know what I'm saying
by Bootyman162 June 14, 2017
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Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
by Doodlebreath April 17, 2018
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Joeys bed

A group of elite volleyball players and Joey
Woah that was an awesome spike from Joeys bed, joeys is just standing there though.
by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022
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Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.
Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"
by just like honey April 05, 2023
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Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."
Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.
by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019
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Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.
Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.
by HS----8 March 12, 2017
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Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today
by JARGO420 November 01, 2017
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