marske-by-the-sea

Small seaside town in the North East of England near a place called Redcar. Former home to James Arthur. Not much to say, pretty boring really.

I live in marske-by-the-sea. Where?

by Um,Idk January 2, 2017

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

Sea Snail

When someone finishes inside you and you slide up their stomach with your arms in the air like a sea snail…. In celebration

Did you hear Clare sea snailed Mikey last night? Slid up him…. and squirted that love in his mouth?

by Sexsnail December 6, 2023

Deep Sea

“Deep Sea” refers to the desire to go down on a woman. Usually used by a woman in reference to another highly attractive woman. Derived from the movie “Blue is the warmest color “

I would go Deep Sea with her

by H.F.Mudd October 22, 2022

Sea

Self entitled assholes

They’re obtuse jokes were as far as the eye could sea.

by Chancesare January 4, 2023

roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.

"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"

by evilbleh May 30, 2017