Michael Moore

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.

Wow, is that an ugly, frumpy, fat, middle-aged woman, or is that Michael Moore?

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Michael Meehanitis

Named after the porn star michael meehan who once he retired never left the house. He now makes youtube tribute videos.

GUY 1:Bob sits in the house and makes gay youtube videos
GUY 2: He has michael meehanitis

by THELANDOF42@ April 4, 2010

Michael Madsen

The movie worlds best actor besides Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp

All the actors listed above anr cool and awesome

by Madsen February 6, 2006

george michael

Slag term used to refer to uncomfortable levels of heat, the term refers to said temperatures being "Wham" (Warm) and is thus referred to as "George Michael".
Can also be shortened to "George"

It's a bit George Michael in here lads, I'm going to open a window

by Luther_Blissett January 17, 2007

Michael Phelps

Lone survivor of a secret government project, Known as Project Neptune, Signed off on by Reagan, to create a squad of supermen to manually sabatage Soviet submarines. After the fall of the USSR and the end of the cold war, Phelps was reassigned to total Olympic Domination

Holy crap how many medals does that guy have

Michael Phelps=Abe Sapien

by redhawk23 October 12, 2008

Bret Michaels

A pathetic, bald, talentless, spray-on tanned, middle-aged ass clown who is the lead singer of the 80's glam rock band Poison. The only reason he is able to make a living is because there are equally pathetic forty-somethings who seem intent on re-living the "good old days" of hairspray and crappy music.

Oh my God, is that Bret Michaels? I thought for sure he would have put his head in an oven by now!!

by Joseph N Marks August 21, 2007

michael jordan

Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.

Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.

by hoodilydidster January 8, 2008