Bubble tea poisoned

Containing or contaminated with a specifically sinful substance capable of making all other flavoured drinks taste inferior and insignificant when compared to any forms or variations of Asian milk tea

A: Dude, this Starbucks latte just doesn’t taste quite right anymore.

B: Sorry man, but you’ve officially been bubble tea poisoned.

by BBTaddict February 28, 2018

my tea is in a sack

When you order tea and it comes in a sack.

"MY TEA IS IN A SACK! HELP"

by IMAFATBALLOFFAT November 28, 2018

Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.

Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020

pike tea

A drink that hides the alcohol so that you can date rape the people that drink it.

Girl 1: I went to a PIKE party last night and I woke up with bruises on my thighs...
Girl 2: Oh no! Don't tell me you had PIKE tea!

by BiggyDiddyJ June 29, 2016

E-Tea

Tea with E, or any other pills dissolved in it.

JENI: "i want some kangra!"
LOU: "get some e-tea!"

by AmylaseII May 7, 2008

Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.

I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...

by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010

Spill the tea

The origins of this term does not come in the 1990’s. It’s from the time of Slavery in the south. The plantation owners would gather together and bring their slave mistresses. While the plantation owners would talk shop the “mistresses” would have tea and gossip.

Example: See ‘12 Years A Slave’/ Mistresses Shaw

Sally looked forward to the afternoons Tom Jefferson took her to spill the tea with other slave women.

by Honey Fly the 11th October 31, 2019