E-Tea 

Tea with E, or any other pills dissolved in it.

JENI: "i want some kangra!"
LOU: "get some e-tea!"

E-Tea by AmylaseII May 7, 2008

e-tease 

n. Someone who flirts on social networking sites, chats, etc. and promises to be a potential date but never comes thru.

etymology similar to e-mail, e-book, etc.

Guy1: I've been chatting with this chick for a while.

Guy2: Did you ask her out yet?

Guy1: No man, she's such an e-tease.

Guy2: ah, sorry bro yeah I know how that feels.

e-tease by anikrou March 3, 2009

E-tease wa tities 

It is what it is.

Guess the gibberish - e-tease wa tities

Dude- it is what it is

E-tease wa tities by Karnail27 July 17, 2021

E-Teasing 

Teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i.e. couldnt be arsed with foreplay

I spent 20 minutes on Redtube last night E-Teasing myself before I tackled the missus

E-Teasing by 6dia6hal6 March 24, 2012

E-Tears 

With everything internet based beginning with "e," it was only a matter of time before it became necessary to express the act of crying electronically.
This phrase must only be used in conjunction with bad online blogs.

After reading the bad goth poetry on livejournal, I had to inform the "poet" that nobody would be crying e-tears for him.

E-Tears by Domingo December 28, 2004

there's no e in team 

True team members don't take ecstasy. Sponsored by FreeVibe.com

Coach: Boys, there's no e in team.
Boys: Um... it's after the "T" though...
Coach: All right, you owe me 10 laps around this basketball court.
Boys: But...
Coach: THERE IS NO E IN TEAM! I SAW YOU AT THE RAVE LAST SATURDAY... DROPPING E! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Boys: So were you though...
Coach: There is no FUCKING E IN TEAM!

there's no e in team by Dixie Normos May 21, 2004

P.E. teacher 

A general term for a paedophile or molester but one who only commits the crime in or around sports.

OMG, your hockey coach is such a fucking P.E. teacher

P.E. teacher by Joe dropped the soap January 8, 2021