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n. Someone who flirts on social networking sites, chats, etc. and promises to be a potential date but never comes thru.

etymology similar to e-mail, e-book, etc.
Guy1: I've been chatting with this chick for a while.

Guy2: Did you ask her out yet?

Guy1: No man, she's such an e-tease.

Guy2: ah, sorry bro yeah I know how that feels.
e-tease by anikrou March 3, 2009
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E-tease wa tities 

Guess the gibberish - e-tease wa tities

Dude- it is what it is
E-tease wa tities by Karnail27 July 17, 2021

E-Teasing 

Teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i.e. couldnt be arsed with foreplay
I spent 20 minutes on Redtube last night E-Teasing myself before I tackled the missus
E-Teasing by 6dia6hal6 March 24, 2012
With everything internet based beginning with "e," it was only a matter of time before it became necessary to express the act of crying electronically.
This phrase must only be used in conjunction with bad online blogs.
After reading the bad goth poetry on livejournal, I had to inform the "poet" that nobody would be crying e-tears for him.
E-Tears by Domingo December 28, 2004

there's no e in team 

True team members don't take ecstasy. Sponsored by FreeVibe.com
Coach: Boys, there's no e in team.
Boys: Um... it's after the "T" though...
Coach: All right, you owe me 10 laps around this basketball court.
Boys: But...
Coach: THERE IS NO E IN TEAM! I SAW YOU AT THE RAVE LAST SATURDAY... DROPPING E! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Boys: So were you though...
Coach: There is no FUCKING E IN TEAM!

P.E. teacher 

A general term for a paedophile or molester but one who only commits the crime in or around sports.
OMG, your hockey coach is such a fucking P.E. teacher
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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