derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently

that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill

by nyysony11 November 16, 2011

Machiwara Stick

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag

I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.

by Fred September 22, 2003

thunder sticks

large, stinky, and long turds

"Dude i just made some thunder sticks in the bathroom"

by noah p m. October 17, 2008

ass on sticks

Native American name for a guy with skinny legs who wears skin tight jeans.

Look at "ass on sticks" unloading his truck.

by JLove July 9, 2004

Night Stick

A big black cock.

He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.

by buddy-doo February 8, 2009

Rip Stick

A neat-looking skateboard type thing that is wobblier and more dangerous, but that looks really cool and is sure to impress your 12 year old buddies until you fall and break your arm.

Mooooooooom!!!!!! *sob* Owwwwwww!!!!!!!! *sob sob* We need to go to the emergency room!!!! *wail* I fell off my Rip Stick and think I broke my arm!!!!!*sob* *wail*

by mommamia March 24, 2012

Selfie Stick

Shaquille O'Neals's Cock

Justin Beiber was grinding on the selfie stick.

by RedBear14 April 4, 2015